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The 2016 Presidential Auction is heating up! Who's the next candidate up for bid? Should Trump get his Rape Wall? Will the white woman be even scarier than the black man? And what's the deal with sweaters? Subscribe to Whitneyland and every time we upload a new episode you will feel a vibration in your pants. Isn't technology amazing? Next thing ya' know, they'll be sending sound and pictures through the air!

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E001-2015.07.01

E001-2015.07.01

Introducing Mark Whitney: How many of you are here for the first time? The best way to introduce myself is for you to listen to my award-winning, one-man show Fool For A Client about that one time when facing 225 years in Federal prison, I decided it was the right answer to represent myself! For real.
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E002-2015.07.08

E002-2015.07.08

New Normal: I'm with George Carlin when it comes to symbols. 'I leave symbols to the symbol-minded.' That said: It's one thing for the Confederate Flag to come down. It's another for the Rainbow Flag to go up that same week. Odds are like one in some number with more zeros than the Republican Party.
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E003-2015.07.15

E003-2015.07.15

2016 Presidential Auction: "We were in this little bitty room. I was inches away." ~U.S. Senator Ted Cruz, on watching porn with Justice Sandra Day O'Connor
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E004-2015.07.22

E004-2015.07.22

Greece Is In Arrears. Greece is the best country to be in arrears. France in arrears? Not funny. Germany in arrears? Nope. Greece in arrears is a feature film! Anybody wanna' go in on Greece? Athens is a bit of a fixer-upper, but I bet we can flip it!
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E001 • Introducing Mark Whitney

The best way to introduce myself is for you to listen to my hilarious, award-winning, one-man show, Fool For A Client, about that one time, when facing 225 years in Federal prison, I decided the right answer was to represent myself. No: I am not making this up. I’ve written and toured three one-man shows and I am currently writing my fourth show which I plan to tour next year. But, I may never write another show as good as FFAC. This show was recorded at the iconic Studio Theatre in Washington D.C. in 2010. If you prefer to watch, the video is embedded in the sidebar.