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FIVE STARS! • "It’s a bit of a puzzle whether Mark Whitney is an idealist with the heart of a cynic or a cynic with the heart of an idealist. He uses both like a double-barreled shotgun aimed at the Patriot Act, mandatory sentencing guidelines and other fear-mongering policies that are eroding our constitutional rights. Not the stuff of stand-up comedy unless you are Mort Sahl, Michael Moore or family man and ex-felon Mark Whitney. If I were nearly as good a salesman as Whitney, you would have already bought tickets for his show. Here’s my final pitch: Go hear Whitney’s remarkable story yourself. It’s a vivid, never-boring combination of legal scholarship, humor, and moral insight." ~Gary McMillan/Janice Cane, D.C. Theatre Scene
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Late Nite Last Week! Listen Now!

"The terrific Mark Whitney!" ~Peter Marks, The Washington Post ||| "Five Stars • The best of all shows. • Great idea, great execution, great show! Very entertaining!" ~Kaysar10, iTunes Subscriber, 4.3.2016" ||| "Five Stars! • The world has gone completely crazy! The comedy shows on TV reflect this. But who has time to watch all six? Mark Whitney clearly does, and then more. This head-to-head, toe-to-toe comparison and review is jam-packed with fun and hilarity! Donald Trump is put in his place, and everyone else gets a great perspective!" ~RiteLimWilby, iTunes Subscriber, 3.29.2016"
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Coming Soon: Unreal Donald Trump!

Coming Soon: Unreal Donald Trump!

"We have a President who happens to be African American. We have seven year olds who have never had a white president! We have people 107 who have never had an orange one! Orange is the new black! That I can tell you!" ~Unreal Donald Trump
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Mark's Humor Keynote: Bring Your Show!

“If you want to know the go-to video to understand how great speakers win their audience, then this is it. Check out Mark Whitney, who presents a fantastic educational session that will leave you with some amazing insights. He does this by dissecting the speeches of several world class presenters across different industries, (including my own speech ‘I See Something” ) If there is one video I could recommend to you, to get the real essence of public speaking, THIS would be it ! Bring Your Show is fantastic!" ~Dananjaya Hettiarachchi, 2014 World Champion Of Public Speaking
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S1E18 • The Best Of Late Night Comedy • April 25-29 • @47:00 Joke Of The Week • @44:00 Fail Of The Week • @41:00 Pun Of The Week • Last Week In Politics • Last Week In Music • Last Week In Entertainment • Last Week In Sex • Indiana Primary • Ted Cruz • Carly Fiorina • Basketball Ring • Donald Trump • Hillary Clinton • Beyonce • Lemonade

SET LIST

  • 0:00 • Opening Billboard
  • 1:00 • Introducing Mark Whitney!
  • 3:00 • S1E15: Joke Of The Week In Review
  • 3:30 • Introducing Stephen Colbert, Conan O’Brien, James Corden, Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, and Seth Meyers!
  • 6:30 • Last Week In Music: The End Of Things (Bob Mould); Sound Check (Catfish and the Bottlemen)
  • 7:30 • Last Week In Politics: Harriet Tubman Mashup
  • 9:00 • Last Week In Politics: Carnival Cruz Selects Carly Fiorina As Vice-Presidential Running Mate For An Election He Will Not Be Participating In
  • 16:30 • Last Week In Politics: “That basketball ring!” ~Ted Cruz
  • 18:00 • Bobby Knight: Donald Trump has “the guts” to drop the atom bomb!
  • 19:00 • Last Week In Politics: Game On: Hillary Clinton v. Donald Trump
  • 22:00 • Last Week In Politics: Donald Trump On John Kasich’s “Disgusting” Eating Habits
  • 23:30 • Last Week In Music: Motel (Meg Myers); Oh Sarah (Sturgill Simpson)
  • 24:30 • Last Week In Entertainment: Beyonce and Jay Z’s Lemonade Flim-Flam
  • 25:00 • Last Week In Entertainment: Lena Dunham v. Donald Trump; CVS Recalls Herbal Teas; NFL Draft; Tom Brady; Willie Nelson
  • 30:30 • Last Week In Music: I Need Never Get Cold (Nathanial Rateliff); Let Me Breathe (Joss Stone)
  • 31:30 • Last Week In Sex: Public Displays Of Affection
  • 38:00 • Last Week In Music: Dangerous Woman (Arianna Grande); Sometimes It Snows In April (D’Angelou & Maya Rudolph); Look Alive (Rae Sremmund); Hand Clap (Fitz and the Tantrums)
  • 41:00 • Pun Of The Week Runner-Up: Stephen Colbert
  • 41:30 • Pun Of The Week: Seth Meyers
  • 41:45 • Last Week In Music: Sunday (Iggy Pop); Let It Go (James Bay) Close (Nick Jonas and Tove Lo)
  • 43:00 • Fail Of The Week Second Runner-up: Seth Meyers
  • 43:30 • Fail Of The Week Runner-up: James Corden
  • 44:00 • Fail Of The Week: U.S. Senator Tom Carper (D-DE)
  • 45:00 • Last Week In Music: Overnight (Wild Feathers); Run Or Hide (Run River North); Team (Iggy Azalea)
  • 46:00 • Joke Of The Week Second Runner-up: Seth Meyers
  • 46:30 • Joke Of The Week Runner-Up: Stephen Colbert
  • 47:00 • Joke Of The Week: Jimmy Fallon!
  • 48:00 • Closing Billboard
  • 49:30 • Mystery Tag

S1E17 • Bonus Episode • Barack Obama • 2016 Whitehouse Correspondents Dinner • Podcast

S1E16 • The Best Of Late Night Comedy • Q1/2016 Comedy Showcase Featuring: Jimmy Carr, Jerry Seinfeld, Adam Cayton Holland, Leonard Ouzts, Nate Bargatze, Josh Gondelman, Marques Ray, Emily Galati, Dulce Sloan, Daniel Sloss, Michelle Wolf, Shane Torres, Carmen Lynch, Fahim Anwar, Brad Wenzel and Joe List

Best Of Q1/2016 Late Night Stand-up Comic Performances • Sixteen Comics • 45 Minutes

  • 0:00 • Opening Billboard
  • 1:00 • Mark Explains The Format Of Today’s Special Episode
  • 4:30 • Iconic First Time Late Night Performances: Bill Maher, David Letterman, Jerry Seinfeld, Rosanne, Drew Carey

Act One: Funny

Act Two: Funnier

Act Three: Funniest

The Gold Standard

  • 39:00 • Jimmy Carr
  • 42:30 • Q1/2016 Joke Of The Quarter Second Runner-Up: Jimmy Carr (Third Longest Laugh)
  • 42:45 • Q1/2016 Joke Of The Quarter First Runner-Up: Jimmy Carr (Second Longest Laugh)
  • 43:15 • Q1/2016 Joke Of The Quarter Winner: Jimmy Carr (Longest Laugh)
  • 44:00 • Closing Billboard

S1E15 • The Best Of Late Night Comedy April 11-15 • @7:30 Johnny Carson Slavery Jokes • New York Primary • @11:30 John Kasich To Children: Reveal Your Darkest Fears To The Janitor • @12:00 Ted Cruz: Soup Nazi • @16:30 Bill Maher: Hillary’s Ass Too Big To Fail • @17:30 Larry Wilmore: Hillary Married To Superpredator • @21:15 Bill Clinton: “I wish we weren’t married.” • @23:00 Callback: Trump Offers $5M For Obama’s Papers • @24:30 Bill O’Reilly: African Americans And Forehead Tattoos • @26:00 Trump Campaign Solicits Washington State Delegates In Washington D.C. • @29:00 Trump and Sanders Win The Vote; Clinton and Cruz Get The Delegates • @32:00 Congressional Telemarketers • @34:30 Republicans: Stay Away From Republicans • @40:45 Arianna Huffington: Orgasms Nature’s Ambien • @44:00 Hillary: “I came 50 times.” • @43:30 Trump In Pennsylvania: “How about that whole Joe Paterno deal?” • Bernie Sanders • Ted Cruz • Donald Trump • Jimmy Fallon • Seth Meyers • Trevor Noah • Conan O’Brien

SET LIST

  • 0:00 • Opening Billboard
  • 1:00 • Introducing Mark Whitney!
  • 3:00 • The Ultimate Un-Sis-Boom Bah Joke: Conan O’Brien
  • 4:00 • S1E14: Joke Of The Week In Review
  • 4:45 • Introducing Conan O’Brien, Jimmy Kimmel, Seth Meyers, Bill Maher and Jimmy Fallon!
  • 7:30 • Vintage Late Night: George Washington (Johnny Carson) Jokes About Leasing Solar Powered Slaves As Backup Singers
  • 9:30 • Average Americans: George Carlin
  • 10:00 • Politicians On The Margins: Paul Ryan; Top Secret Candidate John Kasich; Jeb Bush; Ted Cruz
  • 15:00 • Last Week In Politics: New York Values, Superpredators And A Debate Food Fight
  • 22:30 • Callback Of The Week: Donald Trump Offers $5M For Obama’s Documents
  • 25:30 • Donald Trump On Donald Trump
  • 26:00 • Trump Campaign Solicits Washington State Delegates In Washington D.C.
  • 26:30 • Last Week In Politics: Trump Caught With His Pants Down
  • 29:00 • Disenfranchisement v. One Person One Vote: Trump and Sanders Win The Vote; Clinton and Cruz Get The Delegates
  • 34:30 Republicans: Stay Away From Republicans
  • 32:00 • Congressman Steve Israel To John Oliver: 1,600 Fundraisers
  • 35:00 • Last Week In Entertainment: Ice Cube & Common, Kobe Bryant Jokes, Sanders/Hamilton Jokes
  • 37:30 • Mashup Of The Week: Barbershop-The Next Cut And Cedric The Entertainer Performs Stand-up
  • 40:00 • Last Week In Sex: Arianna Huffington On The Sleep Revolution; Trump: Chronic Sleep Deprivation Sufferer
  • 43:30 • Last Week In Sex: Trump In Pennsylvania: “How about that whole Joe Paterno deal?”; Hillary: “I came 50 times.”; The Definition Of Irony: Carnival Cruz Advocates Dildo Ban
  • 46:00 • Best Of Last Week In Sex Jokes With Meyers, Fallon and O’Brien
  • 49:00 • Triple Dipple: Trevor Noah
  • 49:45 • Fail Of The Week Runner-up: Conan O’Brien
  • 50:45 • Fail Of The Week: Conan O’Brien
  • 52:00 • Joke Of The Week Runner-Up: Jimmy Fallon
  • 52:45 • Joke Of The Week Winner: Conan O’Brien!
  • 53:30 • Closing Billboard: Conan, K-Pop and The Wondergirls!
  • 56:15 • Mystery Tag

 

S1E14 • The Best Of Late Night Comedy April 4-9 • New York Primary • Hillary Clinton • Bernie Sanders • Donald Trump • Ted Cruz • Roger Stone • @18:00 Jim Hightower: “100,00 sperm and you were the fastest?” • @19:00 #FeelTheBern • @24:00 Hillary: The White Woman Who Can’t Get White Men; Trump: The White Man Who Can’t Get White Women • @25:45 Trump The Libertine: More Trouble With Women Than Bill Cosby •

SET LIST

  • 0:00 • Opening Billboard
  • 1:00 • Introducing Mark Whitney!
  • 2:45 • S1E13: Joke Of The Week In Review
  • 3:30 • Introducing Stephen Colbert, Conan O’Brien, James Corden, Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel and Seth Meyers!
  • 6:00 • Mark’s Opening Monologue
  • 11:45 • Last Week In Politics: Obama v. Hillary (circa 2008); Larry Wilmore Interviews Fake Barack Obama
  • 12:15 • Last Week In Politics: Americans Are Fed Up With Pollsters And Long Lines At The Polls
  • 12:45 • Nothing Worse Than Cable News Puns
  • 13:45 • Tag Of The Week: Seth Meyers On Ted Cruz
  • 14:15 • Last Week In Politics: Ted Cruz Meets The Bronx
  • 15:00 • Trump Hitman Roger Stone: March On Cleveland!
  • 17:00 • Funny: Jim Risch Endorses Cruz; Funnier: Sarah Palin Introduces Trump; Funniest: Jim Hightower Introduces Sanders
  • 19:00 • Last Week In Politics: Bernie Sanders Jokes
  • 22:30 • Last Week In Politics: Hillary Clinton Jokes
  • 24:00 • Hillary: The White Woman Who Can’t Get White Men; Trump: The White Man Who Can’t Get White Women
  • 25:45 • Trump The Libertine: More Trouble With Women Than Bill Cosby
  • 29:00 • Last Week In Politics: Donald Trump Jokes
  • 31:30 • Last Week In Entertainment: William Hamilton & Merle Haggard
  • 41:00 • Last Week In Sex: “The Joy Of Love” By Pope Francis
  • 46:30 • Pun Of The Week: Conan O’Brien
  • 47:00 • Fail Of The Week Runner-Up: Conan O’Brien
  • 47:30 • Fail Of The Week Winner: Seth Meyers
  • 48:30 • Joke Of The Week Runner-Up: Heather McGhee
  • 50:00 • Joke Of The Week Winner: Conan O’Brien!
  • 51:30 • Closing Billboard
  • 52:30 • Mystery Tag

S1E13 • The Best Of Late Night Comedy Mar. 28-Apr.1 • Last Week In Politics • Last Week In Entertainment • Last Week In Sex • Joke Of The Week • Pun Of The Week • Fail Of The Week • Jimmy Fallon • Jimmy Kimmel • James Corden • Stephen Colbert • Seth Meyers • Conan O’Brien

SET LIST

  • 0:00 • Opening Billboard
  • 1:00 • Introducing Mark Whitney!
  • 2:00 • S1E12: Joke Of The Week In Review
  • 3:30 • Introducing Stephen Colbert, Conan O’Brien, James Corden, Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel and Seth Meyers!
  • 5:30 • Political Theater: Donald Trump v. Carnival Cruz
  • 7:30 • Cruz Attacks Ideas; Trump Attacks People
  • 8:30 • Jimmy Kimmel Embarrasses His Family When Hosting Politicians
  • 10:30 • Wild Rumpus With Barack And Michelle Obama
  • 11:00 • Donald Trump Jr. Big Game Hunter
  • 11:30 • Politicians And Talk Show Hosts
  • 12:00 • Actual Outtakes From Cruz Campaign Commercials
  • 14:00 • The Branding Of Political Figures By Comedy Writers: Jeb Bush, Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz, Bernie Sanders, Queen Elizabeth
  • 17:00 • Who Is Donald Trump?
  • 17:30 • Ann Coulter: Donald Trump Is Mental
  • 18:30 • Carnival Cruz’s Tacit Admission To Enjoying Sex With Rodents
  • 19:00 • Last Week In Politics: Chris Matthews, Donald Trump, Abortion, Anderson Cooper, Ted Cruz, James Corden, Supreme Court
  • 22:30 • Steve Martin: “Excuse me!!!”
  • 23:00 • Ben Carson On Donald Trump And Abortion
  • 23:30 • Mashup Of The Week: Donald Trump Is Archie Bunker With $5 Billion; Second Amendment; Gun Control; Joe Scarborough; Morning Joe; Archie Bunker
  • 28:00 • The Unpopular Frontrunners: Donald Trump And Hillary Clinton
  • 29:00 • Hillary Feels The Bern: Unloads On Activist
  • 30:00 • A Tale Of Two Arrivals: Bernie’s Bird And Trump’s Grandson
  • 33:00 • Please Clap
  • 34:00 • Stephen Colbert’s Mystery Guest
  • 35:00 • Sanders: “I would like to spin that damn wheel!”
  • 36:30 • Last Week In Entertainment • Chris Hemsworth Reads Rihanna’s Work, Separated At Birth: Jeff Bezos And Jeff Spicoli, Jimmy Fallon, Rihanna, Rolling Stones, March Madness, Final Four, Kevin Harlan, Celine Dion, Justin Bieber
  • 44:30 • Last Week In Sex: Relationship Advice, Egypt Hijacker, Bernie Sanders, Gangnam Style, Tracy Morgan, Jennifer Garner, Ben Aflleck, Hillary Clinton, Smell Dating Sweat Shop
  • 52:00 • Pun Of The Week Winner: Seth Meyers
  • 52:30 • Fail Of The Week Winner: Jimmy Fallon
  • 54:00 • Joke Of The Week Runner-up: Stephen Colbert
  • 54:30 • Joke Of The Week Winner: Jimmy Fallon!
  • 55:30 • Closing Billboard
  • 57:00 • Mystery Tag