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SNL to Foster Friess – Santorum’s billionaire pimp: “You made a mistake — and now you’re going to have to live with that mistake for the rest of your life.”

Internist: ‘People still wear out and die of old age.’

Dr. Craig Bowron is an internist and writer from Minneapolis.

My 79 year-old mother-in-law of 30 years recently died from pancreatic cancer. She took it head on. Never blinked. Neither did her daughters. A model. But it could have been easier.

“I head to the ER. If I’m lucky, the family will accept the news that, in a time when we can separate conjoined twins and reattach severed limbs, people still wear out and die of old age. If I’m lucky, the family will recognize that their loved one’s life is nearing its end. But I’m not always lucky. The family may ask me to use my physician superpowers to push the patient’s tired body further down the road, with little thought as to whether the additional suffering to get there will be worth it. For many Americans, modern medical advances have made death seem more like an option than an obligation. We want our loved ones to live as long as possible, but our culture has come to view death as a medical failure rather than life’s natural conclusion.” ~Read Dr. Craig Bowron’s entire piece in the Washington Post

Dueling Deities: Jesus v. The Planet

“[N]o religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States.” ~U.S. Const. Art. 6, para. 3

Just as Obama deftly changed the subject from jobs and the economy to the cultural issue of protected sex, Rick Santorum sounds a dog whistle of his own:

“’I wasn’t suggesting that the president’s not a Christian,’ he said with a laugh on the CBS News program ‘Face the Nation.’”

“But he suggested that anyone who believed that the protection of natural resources was more important than satisfying man’s needs – and man, he said, could be a ‘good steward’ of the earth — was pursuing ‘a phony ideal.’”

”’The earth is not the objective. Man is the objective, and I think that a lot of radical environmentalists have it upside down,’ Mr. Santorum said. It was during a campaign stop in Ohio on Saturday that Mr. Santorum described what he called the phony theology’ of Mr. Obama’s agenda. ‘It’s about some phony ideal, some phony theology. Oh, not a theology based on the Bible, a different theology,’ he said. ‘But no less a theology.’”

Read Santorum Defends Comments on Obama and Education by Brian Knowlton on NYTimes.com.

Could Lincoln Be Elected Today?

Rita Dove on the Power of Poetry

As the recipient of the National Medal of Arts, the Medal of Arts, and the Humanities Medal, Rita Dove is the only individual to receive all three of the United States of America’s highest arts and humanities distinctions.

 

Factcheck.org’s Kathleen Hall Jamieson on Deconstructing Campaign Disinformation

“If you’re calling the opposing individuals barbarians at the gates or a mob, you now are existing in a world in which language is decoupled from anything that is reasonably a referent. And as a result you not only are not describing what is out there, but you’re exhausting the capacity of the language to express outrage. It is if we are campaigning at a level, a decibel level that only dogs are able to hear at some level and everyone has their ears perked up and they’re fleeing, but nobody understands why it is that that’s happening.”

Illinois Legislature Poised To Ban Marriage Of Any Kind

Madison County Illinois State's Attorney Tom Gibbons has received bipartisan support in his quest to end so-called "sex with the dead."

MADISON COUNTY, ILLINOIS – In a move cheered by relationship equality advocates, Madison County State’s Attorney Tom Gibbons says a law prohibiting sex with a corpse is needed. State Rep. Dan Beiser agrees: “Prohibiting sex with a dead body corrects an obvious omission in the law. If the measure passes, sex with a corpse would be a Class 2 felony, with punishment ranging from probation to seven years in prison.”

Presidential Candidate Rick Santorum opposes the measure: “When you read between the lines, it becomes clear that the true purpose of this legislation is to sacrifice all marriage – on the altar of ‘fairness’ – by criminalizing an experience The Lord intended solely for a man and a woman in a state-sanctioned, long-term relationship.” ~More


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Richard Pryor: America’s First Black President

Lt. Col. Daniel Davis: Commanders Sending False Impressions of Afghan War

MARGARET WARNER: And so are you confident you have a future in the military?
LT. COL. DANIEL DAVIS:
I don’t even — I don’t know. I’m not that confident of it, because I don’t know how it’s going to work out. But I had — I believe I had a moral obligation to do what I did, and whatever the consequences were is what they are, and that’s yet to be written.

Bill Moyers Interviews Economist Bruce Bartlett

Bill Moyers talks with economist Bruce Bartlett, who wrote “the bible” for the Reagan Revolution, worked on domestic policy for the Reagan White House, and served as a top treasury official under the first President Bush. Now he’s a heretic in the conservative circles where he once was a star.

Bartlett argues that right-wing tax policies — pushed in part by Grover Norquist and Tea Party activists — are destroying the country’s economic foundation. When he called George W. Bush out as “a pretend conservative” in his book Impostor: Why George W. Bush Bankrupted America and Betrayed the Reagan Legacy, Bartlett was fired from his position as a senior fellow at a conservative think tank. His new book is The Benefit and the Burden: Tax Reform — Why We Need It and What It Will Take.

Comedian Bill Hicks Tackles The First Bush Iraq War

A chronic smoker with dark, cynical cancer rants, Hicks – who many believed was the heir to George Carlin – died at 32. The cause of death was pancreatic cancer. Hicks, would have been the first to crack wise as to such an irony and would have turned 50 this year.

After recitation of ‘Green Eggs and Ham’ Broncos release Tim Tebow to The Taliban

WOW! In interview with Andrea Mitchell, Santorum’s billionaire pimp, Foster Friess, recommends aspirin for contraception: “In my day, the gals put it between their knees!” Even Limbaugh has to catch his breath.

Have you noticed that no one is talking about jobs since Obama – unilaterally and unconstitutionally – introduced the Idiot Bait of protected sex?

Charles Krauthammer – who selectively criticizes only those Executive Orders he disagrees with – is, nonetheless, correct here:

“This constitutional trifecta — the state invading the autonomy of religious institutions, private companies and the individual citizen — should not surprise. It is what happens when the state takes over one-sixth of the economy.”

The totality of circumstances herein, call for a balancing test between the need for the President to receive authorization from the People via an act of Congress and my individual need for entertainment. The situation herein, clearly weighs in favor of entertainment.

That’s why, I’m completely rethinking my cynicism toward Citizens United. Turns out, it promotes transparency after all, to say nothing of the fact that it completely shields Santorum from any allegations of criminally “coordinating.”

Even a Palin wouldn’t coordinate this thing below.

These clowns are just out there, stepping on their dicks in real-time! No segment producers. No talking points. Freestylin’ in a viral world! You don’t get this kind of entertainment from your run-of-the-mill race for county sheriff. It’s absolutely awesome!

“USA! USA! USA! Where any neanderthal can become a billionaire!”

Thanks Citizens United!

UPDATE: This even knocked Limbaugh – who is the best ever at what he does (next to his Liberal counterpart, the late Jerry Williams- off his game:

“No, I’m not depressed.  No, no, nothing happened.  Look, I know every one of you, some days you just don’t care.  Nothing floats your boat.  Not depressed.  You’re just flatline.  You don’t care.  I’m talking about mood flatline. I’m not talking about heart rate.  Come on, folks, you gotta cut me some slack.  This is like the third day in 23 years I haven’t cared.”

Obama Affirmatively Investigates Harvard For Discrimination Against Vastly Superior Ethnic Group

Jonathan Zimmerman, a professor of history and education at New York University, is the author of “Small Wonder: The Little Red Schoolhouse in History and Memory.”

“In our college admissions process, especially, we punish Asian Americans who hew too closely to the stereotype. Rather than rewarding students for their individual effort and achievement, we effectively penalize them for doing so well as a group. The Education Department is currently investigating a complaint against Harvard, for allegedly discriminating against Asian Americans in admissions. It’s not sufficient to earn near-perfect grades and test scores, or to excel at a musical instrument, or to win a science-fair contest. Asian American applicants do all those things, in droves. But our elite universities don’t want too much of a good thing, if it all comes from the same racial group.” ~Read Zimmerman’s opinion in today’s Washington Post

And as Gish Jen notes in today’s New York Time’s piece, Asian Men Can Jump: “As the psychologist Jerome S. Bruner has observed, cultures do offer us templates, but even the simplest culture offers a variety of choices; culture does not determine us. And, as the anthropologist Richard A. Shweder says, culture and psyche make each other up. We shape our templates as much as they shape us.”

I look forward to your letters.
 

Bomb, Bomb, Bomb – Bomb, Bomb Iran!

“She really hauled it all out: WMDs! Terrorist sleeper cells in the U.S. controlled by Tehran! Iran’s long-range nuclear missiles reaching our homeland!!!! She almost made the anti-Muslim war-mongering fanatic she brought on to interview, Rep. Peter King, appear sober and reasonable by comparison.” ~Glenn Greenwald on CNN Warmonger, Erin Burnett

Postpositively: Cee Lo Green’s Genius Mashup Of Elton John and ‘Fabulous Baker Boys’

Darrell Issa: American Citizen with vagina ‘does not have the credentials to testify’ about birth control.

House Oversight and Government Reform Committee Chairman and Cretin, Darrell Issa (R) CA

Oh but this is entertaining! As set forth in the Washington Post:

“The chairman is promoting a conspiracy theory that the federal government is conducting a ‘war’ against religion,” the top Democrat on the committee, Rep. Elijah Cummings of Maryland, said of committee chairman Darrell Issa, R-Calif. “He has also refused to allow a minority witness to testify about the interests of women who want safe and affordable coverage for basic preventive health care, including contraception,” Cummings said of Issa.

Issa responded that the committee did accept one Democratic witness, the Rev. Barry Lynn, head of Americans United For Separation of Church and State, but rejected a second person, a third-year student at Georgetown Law School named Sandra Fluke.

Issa said the student did not have the appropriate credentials to testify at a hearing focused on threats to religious freedom and not on a single aspect of the health care law.

See also, Katie Halper’s hilarious related post: Ten Deep Thoughts on the All-Male Panel on My Vagina

Obama Becomes Second, Consecutive President To Not Really End Iraq War

Obfuscation is the art of saying what it isn’t.

For the so-called “free and the brave,” it is worth noting that ten years and two consecutive flagpin-wearing Presidents later, the government of the United States of America still does not dare call the individuals incarcerated in Cuba what they are.

“Prisoners” – be they civilian or military – have rights. Even a Palin knows that.

So, you call them something else. You create a new label. You call them “detainees,” thereby delaying – for years (definitely through the next election cycle and possibly forever) – the risk of accountability that defines judicial or administrative review. You do this by knowingly and disingenuously creating a false question of law, the disproval of which relies on the conscience of some anonymous defense lawyer, bent on rescuing those who have been summarily and unlawfully stripped of the right to counsel, thereby restoring (if only for a moment) the rule of law.

Who better to perpetuate the relativism that such individuals have received their due, than a shrewd, politically-expedient, Harvard-educated constitutional law professor, who views the Bill of Rights as the Bill of Potentially Plausible Exceptions.

If “this election is about jobs,” what about the job President Peace Prize has done on the remnants of the United States Constitution, by normalizing the nomenclature carved out of whole cloth by the Harvard Business School Cartel from Crawford?

Obama – 2012′s most, least undesirable candidate – could order the execution of the men incarcerated in Cuba, Bernie Sanders would express his concerns, the rest would remain silent, and all would be re-elected. Some political culture!

As noted today by USC Law Professor Mary Dudziak:

“[T]here is a disconnect today between the wars that are ending and the ‘war’ that is used to justify ongoing detention of prisoners…Mr. Obama is trying to have it both ways. Ending major conflicts in two countries helps him deliver on campaign promises. But his expansive definition of war leaves in place the executive power to detain without charges, and to exercise war powers in any region where Al Qaeda has a presence. By asserting, for political purposes, that the nation’s two wars are ending while planning behind the scenes for a longer-term war against Al Qaeda terrorists, the man who pledged to bring America’s wars to an end has instead laid the basis for an endless battle.”

Gordon Hirabayashi passed away last month at 93.

Hirabayashi was convicted for defying the evacuation and internment of Japanese Americans on the West Coast during World War II and, four decades later, not only cleared his name but helped prove that the government of the United States had falsified the reasons for the mass incarceration. As Time Magazine writes:

“In the months after the attack on Pearl Harbor, a presidential order allowed the U.S. military to force 120,000 Japanese Americans living on the West Coast into inland internment camps. Gordon Hirabayashi, who died Jan. 2 at 93, refused to register, was convicted of violating the order and served 90 days in prison. In 1944, the Supreme Court upheld the legality of the internment. ‘Our Constitution was reduced to a scrap of paper,’ Hirabayashi said in 1985, after appealing his case a second time. Two years later, a federal court overturned his conviction, and in 1988, the government apologized and paid $1.2 billion in reparations to the affected citizens. Hirabayashi, who became a prominent sociologist, concluded ‘It wasn’t necessarily the Constitution that failed me.  It was the people who were placed in the responsibility of upholding the Constitution.’”

The thing about obfuscation is that eventually, Mr. President, you find yourself down to the last word, on the last page of the Thesaurus, thereby revealing the truth of who the individuals at the Guantanamo Bay Extrajudicial Maximum Security Prison Detention Camp have been since January 11, 2002: prisoners.

Do parents still brag when their kid gets into Harvard.

Massive Santorum CPAC Fail: Candidate Condemns Stevie Wonder Performance Of “My Sharia Law”

WASHINGTON D.C. – “Jihadism is evil and we need to say what it is. We need to define it and say what it is. And it is evil!” Santorum said to applause.

“Sharia law is incompatible with American jurisprudence and our Constitution. That’s why today I stand before you, my fellow Conservatives, and condemn this White House for hosting Stevie Wonder’s performance of ‘My Sharia Law.’”

In a written statement, the White House claims that Wonder actually performed his classic hit, “My Cherie Amour.”

Santorum campaign manager, Lucas Draisey, dismissed the statement as “precisely the sort of semantics we’ve come to expect from this disingenuous administration.”

PayPal Founder: “Technological progress has fallen short in many domains”

Peter Thiel is a technology entrepreneur, investor, and philanthropist.

“Progress is neither automatic nor mechanistic; it is rare. Indeed, the unique history of the West proves the exception to the rule that most human beings through the millennia have existed in a naturally brutal, unchanging, and impoverished state. But there is no law that the exceptional rise of the West must continue. So we could do worse than to inquire into the widely held opinion that America is on the wrong track (and has been for some time), to wonder whether Progress is not doing as well as advertised, and perhaps to take exceptional measures to arrest and reverse any decline….When any given field takes half a lifetime of study to master, who can compare and contrast and properly weight the rate of progress in nanotechnology and cryptography and superstring theory and 610 other disciplines? Indeed, how do we even know whether the so-called scientists are not just lawmakers and politicians in disguise, as some conservatives suspect in fields as disparate as climate change, evolutionary biology, and embryonic-stem-cell research, and as I have come to suspect in almost all fields?” ~Read all of Peter Thiel’s piece

William Shatner: “Saying yes is much richer than saying no and being safe.”

William Shatner, 80, brings his one man show to Broadway. [Photo Credit: Richard Perry/The New York Times

“’The idea of doing a one-man show and coming to Broadway with it is daunting,’ he said, ‘but it is a challenge, and I said yes to the challenge. And the idea of saying yes is part of the theme of the one-man show: that leading your life by saying yes is much richer than saying no and being safe.’” ~Read today’s New York Times

Obama Nominates Muhammad Sharia As First Muslim Supreme Court Justice

WASHINGTON D.C. – In response to recent criticism about religious insensitivity for issuing an executive order that requires faith-based non-profits to dole out secular condoms, President Obama today nominated “some Muslim” – originally spotted by first daughter, Malia, in the video below – to be the next Justice of the United States Supreme Court.

“The Supreme Court is comprised of nine individuals, seven of whom are men; eight if you include Kagan,” the President said in a tersely worded statement. “None from 46 of the 50 states, none from the central or mountain time zones, none attended 198 of the 200 ABA accredited law schools, and none are aetheist or protestant. The Court is two-thirds Catholic and one-third Jewish. Two-thirds Harvard and one-third Yale. Two-thirds from New York and New Jersey. This nomination not only puts to rest any notion that I am somehow blind to to the concerns of people of faith, but it makes the Union more perfect by putting some teeth into the maxim: ‘Equal Justice For All.’”

The move is supported by Americans who always support the President. However, it has been criticized by Americans who never support the President.

Campaign manager, David Alexrod, said that while Obama’s decision may represent a sea change to some, it is consistent with “his own unique status as the only Hawaiin-born, socialist President from Kenya to bail out Wall Street and the second one to wear a flag pin.”

Dr. Helen Fisher: “Why We Love: The Nature and Chemistry of Romantic Love.”

“Indeed, researchers have now identified three brain systems that are at work in mating and reproduction: lust, which is primarily mediated by the sex hormone testosterone; romantic love, which is primarily mediated by dopamine, a neurotransmitter that drives the brain’s reward and pleasure centers, and is characterized by craving and focused attention for just one person at a time; and attachment, which is primarily mediated by the hormones oxytocin and vasopressin and is associated with the bonding and security you often feel with a long-term partner. These systems vary from person to person and can function discretely, together, or in all sorts of combinations, says one of the researchers, Helen Fisher, a biological anthropologist at Rutgers University and the author of ‘Why We Love: The Nature and Chemistry of Romantic Love.’

‘That’s why you can feel deep attachment for one person, then swing into wild romantic love for someone else, then switch on the Internet, look at pornography and feel a sex drive that has nothing to do with any of those,’ she says. ‘You can also look across the table and feel all of that for the same person, which is what we want on Valentine’s Day.’” ~Read today’s Washington Post

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